Larry Noto: Celebrating Life Since 1976
Larry Noto: No Wife, No Kids, No Wonder



Larry Noto has burst onto the comedy scene performing at some of the top comedy clubs in New York, Las Vegas, Baltimore, Washington DC and California and opening for such major headliners such as Brad Garrett, Brian Regan, Lewis Black, Richard Lewis and many others!

Not afraid to use his real life as fodder for his act, Larry Noto “deprecates himself within an inch of some early Woody Allen anxieties” (Michael Olesker, The Baltimore Sun) Whether it’s his encounters with airport security over a snow globe, similarities between weddings and funerals, or his obsession with Target, Noto delivers his material with an amazing amount of energy and charisma.


  • Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club – Las Vegas
  • Carolines on Broadway – New York City
  • Comix – New York City
  • The Improv – Washington DC / Irvine, CA / Baltimore, MD
  • The Funny Bone – Columbus, OH
  • Zanies – St. Charles, IL
  • Baltimore Comedy Club – Baltimore, MD
  • MaGooby’s Joke House – Baltimore, MD


  • Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond)
  • Brian Regan (Late Show with David Letterman)
  • Robert Klein (HBO)
  • Richard Lewis (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
  • Lewis Black (The Daily Show)
  • Paul Reiser (Mad About You)
  • Bob Saget (Full House)
  • Rob Schneider (SNL)
  • Jay Mohr (Last Comic Standing, Jerry Maguire)
  • Frank Caliendo (FOX, Mad TV)
  • Louie Anderson (Family Feud, Tonight Show)
  • Dom Irrera (HBO, Comedy Central)
  • Robert Schimmel (Howard Stern)
  • Jake Johannsen (The Late Show)
  • Jim Belushi and The Board of Comedy
  • Bill Burr (Chapelle’s Show)
  • Carl Labove (Bad Boys of Comedy)
  • Vince Morris (Sex in the City, BET)
  • Nick DiPaolo (Tough Crowd)
  • Rich Vos (Last Comic Standing)
  • Ralphie May (Last Comic Standing)
  • Joey Kola (Letterman, Tonight Show)
  • Jimmy Pardo (Funny Money)
  • Jim Florentine (Crank Yankers)
  • Todd Barry (Comedy Central)
  • Don Jamieson (That Metal Show
  • Brett Butler (Grace Under Fire)


  • Southwest Airlines
  • American Lung Association
  • Association of Nurse Executives
  • Travel Media Showcase
  • American Bus Association
  • Grapevine, Texas Tourism Bureau
  • The Children’s Guild
  • Hertzbach & Company
  • Susquehanna Symphony Orchestra
  • Pharmeceutical Chemistry Symposium
  • Dress for Success